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Are these guys victims of Prairie Thunder or Carpet Tunnel Syndrome?
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How to Build a Better Cheeseburger or the way Melendez starts every show
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Canned cat with barfacue sauce might give you green feet!
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Adult diaper rental or traditional Thai massage?
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Criminal cat feeding or a safe harbor?
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Free tomatoes and completely renovated nude dancers…
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Brazilian nuns wait for the second coming…
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Your Election Day choice: Wiener or Beaver!
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What is the President feeding his dog Spot?
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This guy also dresses his beagle in a Superman costume…
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This guy definitely needs a fire retardant toilet seat…
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Chilly hummers and noisy peckers...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Mmmmm!
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Could this guy be any happier...
or is it just his buttery spread?
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Gun fights at Easter festival...
along with candy rabbits made of solid ass.
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Age no reason to stop driving, experts say...
...maybe it’s because there’s meatballs in their Pampers.
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Typo or editorial comment? You decide.
A cigar you can really sink your teeth into.
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Penis enhancements... can you handle it?
...and who needs fresh salsa, when you can have almost fresh?
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Jimmy Carter gets a homecoming he doesn't expect...
...and if you suffer from whopping couch seek held immediately
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Enjoy V.D. all over again with this sweethearts edition...
...and the barbershop men can't seem to find
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When the hunk's got some junk in his trunks...
...and a vow of silence that keeps AT&T on the line
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What 4 out of 5 dentists think is dumb...
...and when a marriage hits the skids use Lysol
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Neither snow nor rain shall keep this from his duty...
...and tackling Billy's leaning problems
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New and improved sausage pizza...
... and Tranny Man Transmission starts your motor right
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Velveeta without the pulp...
...and Tom the Tabby puts a muzzle on it
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The wild ride on Dollywood's bodacious ta tas...
...and Linda gets her drugs for under her jugs
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Frosty gets more than his backside toasty...
...and what Santa wishes for all year long
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The Jetsons seek a 2 bedroom, 2 bath...
...and closing the door of your dream
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King Kong says, 'Deal or No Deal'...
...and hoodlums take to the streets with their toboggans
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Wedded bliss with the bitch of the day...
...and Lane Bryant keeps the new business rolling in
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A primer for teaching Miss Kitty to read...
...and is that a gerbil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
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Morning Gems lack snap, crackle & pop...
...and be on the lookout for a runaway pork chop!
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Hot diggity! Have we got a 'dog for you!
...and how you can put your above-ground pool to good use
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Curious George is up to some NC-17 monkey business...
...and the Bald Eagle dons a wig and maybe a merkin
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Students from New Delhi make a mean corn beef on rye...
...and what might be the source of the E. Coli contamination
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A tiny tot who serves up all your white trash needs...
...and Richard Martin turns a corner to be coroner
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Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, this burger might upset us...
...and The CW's family-friendly fall shows
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Cosmetology creates a new sex kitten...
...and singing "Kumbaya" in a parking lot on Avenue B
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The French bring in the Hamburglar for backup...
...and contain your excitement over the used RV
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Joyce High takes on a plucky new doo...
...and one woman takes drastic measures to stop smoking
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Beep! Beep! Wile E. Coyote takes on Pink Panther...
...and two new members join Blue Man Group
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One ringey dingey, this cell has a stupid attachment thingey...
...and one Puerto Rican teen takes on the universe
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Ain't that Tim Littman a kick in the head?...
...and Jay lives up to his status as an honorary black man
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How much ground chuck can a woodchuck chuck...
...and a tabby who on a clear day can see forever
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Cocksure but trigger shy...
...and Bishop Wuerl's crowning achievement as 'head' of the church
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Put your stinkin' oink oink hands up!...
...and meet the lovely grandchildren Pink, Fart, Piddle and Stink
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Pups pound a pooch in pink...
...and a Camry car option that'll pop the clutch on a potty mouth
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Going on the fritz when puttin' on the ritz...
...and a nudist camp with a special member meet-and-greet
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A ring that will put a schwing in your step...
...and a feel good pillow that'll have you wanting to sleep alone
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Dog food for a pup that's jonesin' for a tweak...
...and gloves for when you garden in Chernobyl
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Lumberjack Championships
Ross makes like Dinty Moore and shimmies up a pole and runs like a fairy on the boomrun
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Sidewalking
U. of Miami students display some unusual talents in front of our unmanned camera
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Pussycat Dolls Auditions
"Don't Cha" want to know what hottie singers and dancers Brian Herzlinger found at the open call?…
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R U Hip?
Jay gets the 411 from parents on whether they are hip to their kids' slang
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