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...and one Puerto Rican teen takes on the universe
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...and Jay lives up to his status as an honorary black man
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Cocksure but trigger shy...
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...and Bishop Wuerl's crowning achievement as 'head' of the church
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...and meet the lovely grandchildren Pink, Fart, Piddle and Stink
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...and a Camry car option that'll pop the clutch on a potty mouth
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...and a feel good pillow that'll have you wanting to sleep alone
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